We all know that you hate Aslan as much as we do, to celebrate we have created a brewery to help people drink while hating that one mighty prick, Aslan!
Easter Special: To celebrate the season of beer and chickens we have released a new special Messiah Complex 12% Note: Only to be purchased in 2/3 pints as we don't trust you not to get smashed and throw up on our bar

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The Beer

The best bespoke Aslan hating beer

We belive this is the best beer to enjoy while also knowing that Aslan is knob

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When he Bares his Teeth, Winter Meets its Death 5.8% Tasting Notes: Strong Bavarian-style wheat beer

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    I am the Messiah.

    Aslan

    Massive Knob

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    I want 10 pints of Messiah Complex now! Oh Fuck, this is the feedback form.

    Aslan

    True king of being a dick

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    Dam this is good beer!

    All The People

    People