We all know that Alsan is the biggest knob going!
Now there is a snail that hates him as much as you, he is horny, turns his neck inside out and loves ozone!!
The Cyclope
He knows the truth abouth Alsan
Imagine a snail that knows the truth, going to change the world, and be horny!
Aslan is a dickhead
Its been proven and Cyclope is here to explain why!
Aslan is the true king of Narnia, says who!
Aslan offers himself in Edmund's place so he can steal the thrown and throw wild being a fool partys
Aslan since you know if all, you should know to fuck off!
Life is full of disappointments, and Aslan is top of the list, #notmyking!
He is just a bit of a knob
Look at this knob, thinks he can steal Narnia
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Our Blog Facts
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Since everyone has started washing their hands, door knobs just don’t taste the same.
Aslan
Knob
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I want to take over the Narnia, you thought I died, actualy I was just board and fell alseep, suckers!
Aslan
True king of being a dick
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I took Eustace and Jill to Narnia just becuase I was drunk, what a night!
Aslan
Biggest knob in Narnia
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White Witch shouldn't have stole my pizza, I showed her, #pizzalove!
Aslan
Director, knob market